DJ Bogart

DJ Bogart is a popular musician who holds concerts in the Norwood Hotel's basement every weekend. The night on which the game takes place is his 300th consecutive concert, and possibly his final if Modulo succeeds in acquiring the hotel.

The staff in charge of the parking lot relates to the player that Bogart used to have to beg for gigs and, in Bogart's own words, "was laughed out of the city." However, Nadia saw his potential as a marketing opportunity for the hotel and gave him a shot. He is now well-known, and sponsored prominently by Blue Moose.

The ultimate goal of the game is to gain access to the party in the basement; as Bogart is peculiar about the dress code at his concerts and requires eight-piece costumes, the player spends the game slowly assembling a Peter Norwood costume.